who likes cows?

so there's random cows everywhere on the island. they aren't let loose but some of them manage to be let loose off of their ropes. they actually belong to people but i don't know.
one thing I don't get though.. so many cows around.. why isn't there fresh meat at the grocery store.. why is it all frozen? i mean... i can just steal a cow and chop him up so i can get the fresh meat.. hes right across the street.. that's one thing i dont get at all!
and on the other hand, i just tried ordering a burger since i need my red meat intake.. NO BURGERS!??
i can't even have a cheeseburger on this island.. its like seasonal.. OMGGGG i need red meat so bad :( i miss steak, beef.... if you guys dont know im a major meat eater...

imagine.. driving down the road.. then suddenly traffic starts.. you wonder why there is EVEN traffic on a two way road with no stop lights...as you slowly budge up the road to your house.. you see why there IS EVEN traffic... look below....cow traffic ladies and gentlemen..

COW TRAFFIC- instead of stoplights.. we wait for cows to cross the road slowly but surely.. LOL
oo the unique island life!